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The Soft Landing - Cloud Nine Bundle

The Soft Landing - Cloud Nine Bundle

Regular price $42.00 USD
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A versatile evening sanctuary—botanical rituals tailored to how you unwind.

When the day is demanding, your wind-down routine should fit your time and your energy. The Soft Landing Bundle isn't a rigid chore; it is a modular, four-piece botanical sanctuary that gives you options; whether you are taking a quick evening shower, sinking into a deep bath, or simply shifting the atmosphere of your bedroom. Anchored by our signature Cloud Nine aroma—soothing French lavender, bright sunlit lemon, and grounding sandalwood—every piece works together to soften your evening and signal to your nervous system that it is time to rest.

YOUR SANCTUARY ESSENTIALS

• Cloud Nine Artisan Soap Bar Full Size (The Anchor Cleanse):
The foundation of every routine. Handcrafted with traditional rice bran oil, raw honey, and organic shea butter for a rich, pillowy lather that gently purifies skin in both the bath and the shower.

• Soft Landing Botanical Salt Soak 4oz (The Deep Soak):
A therapeutic mineral blend of Dead Sea salt, magnesium sulfate (Epsom salt), and organic dried lavender buds with jojoba oil to ease joint stiffness and melt away physical fatigue.

• Cloud Nine Hydration Body Polish 4oz (The Silk Buffer):
An airy, whipped sugar and Dead Sea salt polish dipped in raw honey and vegetable glycerin. Designed to buff away dryness and leave skin veiled in lasting moisture.

• Cloud Nine Room & Linen Mist 4oz (The Atmospheric Reset):
A fast-evaporating, non-staining botanical spray crafted with cosmetic-grade perfumer’s alcohol to instantly clear stagnant air and infuse bed sheets with pure aromatherapy.

CHOOSE YOUR RITUAL

• The Bath Soak: Draw warm water, add the Salt Soak, and submerge for 20 minutes to absorb balancing Dead Sea and magnesium minerals. Cleanse with the creamy lather of your Cloud Nine Soap during or after your soak.


• The Shower Reset: Cleanse first with the Cloud Nine Soap under warm water to wash away the day, then follow with the Body Polish to gently buff and seal in steam hydration before stepping out.


• The Atmospheric Shift: Spritz the Room & Linen Mist across your bed, pillows, or bedroom air anytime you need an immediate sensory reset to unwind an overstimulated mind.

HANDCRAFTED LUXURY
Handcrafted in small batches in Greensboro, NC. Zero synthetic fragrances, phthalates, or harsh sulfates. 

(Free shipping automatically unlocks at checkout when you add any single $12 soap or $5 pocket mist to this bundle!)

Care & Longevity

To extend the life of your handcrafted bar, allow it to dry completely between uses on a well-draining soap dish away from direct water spray. For body polishes and soaks, store in a cool, dry place and avoid introducing standing water into the jar.

Our Clean Promise & Shipping

Handcrafted in small batches in Greensboro, NC. Formulated with 100% clean, earth-derived botanicals—never synthetic fragrances, harsh sulfates, or phthalates. Orders over $50 ship free within the US.

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